Adam Green - Steak For Chicken Lyrics
Her:Mardi Gras came and wentAll my money has been spentHow am I gonna pay the rentSitting on my assWho mistook the steak for chicken?Who'm I'm gonna stick my dick inWere not those kids,Sitting on the couchMy former life I had a sisterI abused her and I dissed herShe got swept up in a twisterFirst I laughed and then I missed herWho mistook these baths for showers?Who *****ed up that meaning Tower?Were not those kids,Sitting on the couchOh get on a Greyhound and ride awayDifferent dreams than yesterdayTell your grandmas theyre okayKiss their cheek and run awayCuz me and my friends are so smartWe invented this new kind of dartsHit a bulls-eye and cut a fartSmoking crack and cutting grass.Who missed that thing on the ceiling?Who is gonna hurt my feelings?Were not those kids,Sitting on the couchEven your mother is a crookBut if I get a closer lookTheres shit on every road you tookIf you dont believe me, read your book.So who made all these things for killing?Whose empty heart needs filling?Were not those kids,Sitting on the couch.His:Mardi Gras came and wentAll my money has been spentHow am I gonna pay the rentSitting on your faceWho mistook the steak for chicken?Who am I gonna stick my dick inWere not those kids,Sitting on the couchMy former life I was a high rollerDropped my kids in the diamond strollerFound my calling as a part time bowlerTreated my wife for a new three-holerWho mistook these baths for showers?Who *****ed up that Leaning Tower?Were not those kids,Sitting on the couchOh get on a Greyhound and ride awayLive on birthday cake each dayTell your grandparents that theyre gaySteal their money and run awayCuz me and my friends are so smartWe invented this new kind of artPost modernist, throwing dartsSmoking crack and cutting crackWho mistook the Krauts* genius?Who is gonna stroke my penis?Were not those kids,Sitting on the couchOh people are shiny like a brand new bookBut if you get a closer lookTheres shit on every hand you shookIf you dont believe me, look at your handSo who made all these things for killing?Whose ***** hole needs filling?Were not those kids,Sitting on the couch{Her} Who mistook the steak for chicken?{Him} Who am I going to stick my dick in?{together}Were not those kidsSitting on the couchSitting on the couchSitting on the couchSitting on the couch
