Aerosmith - Eat The Rich Lyrics
Well I woke up this morningOn the wrong side of the bedAnd how I got to thinkinAbout all those things you saidAbout ordinary peopleAnd how they make you sickAnd if callin names kicks back on youThen I hope this does the trickCause Im a sick of your complaininAbout how many billsAnd Im sick of all your *****inBout your poodles and your pillsAnd I just cant see no humourAbout your way of lifeAnd I think I can do more for youWith this here fork and knifeChorus:Eat the rich: theres only one thing theyre good forEat the rich: take one bite now - come back for moreEat the rich: I gotta get this off my chestEat the rich: take one bite now, spit out the restSo I called up my head shrinkerAnd I told him what Id doneSaid youd best go on a dietYeah I hope you have some funAnd a dont go burst a bubbleOn the rich folks who get rudeôcause you wont get in no troubleWhen you eats that kinda foodNow their smokin up the junk bondsAnd then they go get stiffAnd theyre dancin in the yacht clubWith muff and uncle biffBut theres one good thing that happensWhen you toss your pearls to swineTheir attitudes may taste like shitBut go real good with wineChorusWake up kid, its half past your youthAint nothin really changes but the dateYou a grand slammer, but you no babe ruthYou gotta learn how to relateOr youll be swingin from the pearly gateNow you got all the answers, low and beholdYou got the right key baby but the wrong key ho, yoBelieve in all the good thingsThat money just cant buyThen you wont get no belly acheFrom eatin humble pieI believe in rags to richesYour inheritence wont lastSo take your grey poupon my friendAnd shove it up your ass!ChorusEat the rich: theres only one thing theyre good forEat the rich: take one bite now - come back for moreEat the rich: dont stop me now Im goin crazyEat the rich: thats my idea of a good time baby
