ApologetiX - Corinthians Lyrics
Corinthians[parody of In the End, by Linkin Park]It starts with loveYoung thing -- I don't know whyYou didn't read the letter our Lord suppliedWith that in mind, I revised this rhyme to explain to you guysAll... I... knowLove is... a powerful thingWatch the fly guys with the Benjamins singWatch the countdown that the MTV playsI got ticked by the wayIt's so unreal -- Britney and Jennifer LoWatch the wardrobe -- looks like a windowTryin' to hold on to itty bitty clothesYou pasted them on -- this is not true loveI guess everything's a hybrid breeding love and prideIn small jealous heartsWhat it gets to be is essentially just a parodyLike this rhyme is of Linkin ParkYou tried so hard, but love's so farCorinthians -- it doesn't even matterIf love's too small -- you lose it allCorinthians -- first letter, thirteenth chapterLove waits -- it's also kindIt doesn't envy, brag, or grow hard with prideKeeps things polite, doesn't like to fightIt denies itself, while it tries no harmIf I have the faith and philosophyActing like I was smarter than SocratesAnd every language and tngue and prophecyI could die and not go farIf at the stake they burned me orI could've given every dime to many poorIf love's lackin' throw me back thenBuddy, Paul wrote that to CorinthiansIt bears everything, besides, believes and hopes, abidesThat Paul fella's smartLove he said to me will essentially kepp no memoryOf you crimes 'cause it finds no faultYou tried so hard -- but love's so farCorinthians -- it doesn't even matterIf love's too small -- you lose it all-aca