Barbra Streisand - Just Leave Everything To Me Lyrics
1.prologue - call on dollyOrchestra[instrumental]Chorus:Call on dolly!If your neighbour needs a new romanceJust name that kind of man your sister wantsAnd shell snatch them upDont forget to bring your maiden aunts andShell match em up.Call onDolly:Missus dolly!Chorus:Shes the one the spinsters recomendShe even find a lovely brideCall on dolly!(fade out)Dolly:I have always been a woman who arranges things,For the pleasure--and the profit--it derives.I have always been a woman who arranges things,Like furniture and daffodils and lives.If you want your sister courted, brother wed, or cheese imported:Just leave everything to me.If you want your roof inspected, eyebrows tweezed, or bills collected:Just leave everything to me.If you want your daughter dated, or some marriage consummated,For a rather modest fee.If you want a husband spotted, boyfriend traced, or chicken potted:Ill arrange for making all arrangementsJust leave everything to me.If you want your ego bolstered, muscles toned, or chair upholstered:Just leave everything to me.Charming social introductions, expert mandolin instructions:Just leave everything to me.If you want your culture rounded, french improved, or torso pounded:With a ten year guarantee.If you want a birth recorded, collies bred, or kittens ported:Ill proceed to plan the whole procedureJust leave everything to me.(mr. sullivan: where to, dolly?Dolly: yonkers, new york, to handle a highly personal matter forMr. horace vandergelder, the well-known, unmarried, half-a-millionaire.Mr. sullivan: gonna marry him yourself, dolly?Dolly: why, mr. sullivan, whatever put such a preposterous idea into my head--your head!)If you want a law abolished, jury swayed, or toenails polished:Just leave everything to me.If you want your liver tested, glasses made, cash invested:Just leave everything to me.If you want your children coddled, corsets pulled, or furs remodeled,Or some nice, fresh fricassee.If you want your bustle shifted, wedding planned, or bosom lifted--Dont be ashamed girls,Life is full of secrets, and I keep em!Ill discretely use my own discretionIll arrange for making all arrangementsIll proceed to plan the whole procedureJust leave everything to me!
