Beatnuts - Story 2000 - Feat. Patrick Blazy Lyrics
hey fellaz!! (yeah!)Can i get a sould clap?? (yeah)Hey ladies!! (yeah)Can i slap that lower back??(yeah)Let the beat drop!!(bout this shorty i met.. couple of days ago and shit..)Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook..Shakin that ass..She don't mind if we all lookIt's all goodOh yeah mommy let me holla at yaYou won't slipThrow a dolla at yaHoney dip was a thug ***** from bucktownLookin like she needed a good *****downI was like damn momma you like ecstasyLike james brown i wanna get it to it like a sex machineI said yeah i'm feelin everything you doShe said.."oh yeah ain't you that kid from the yuuuuuu!!!"I said yeah!! as i bit my lipsHypnotized as while my eyes focused on her titsI was like by the way whats your name??(she says)mary chacohnShe knew i was a dog that liked to bury the dong(the bone)Well thats cool,Just like i knew she was a bk hoeThat was only down for a tkoAka blazy i tried to touch her assShe was like "shit!! the least you could do is say please!")I said heres my map, and the flyer wheres my shows atShe tried to get me back for touchin her ass and squeezed the bozakI was like whoa!!momma i cought the steel wood,But she whispered in my ear poppy that feels goodShe asked can i have it tonight??Yeah before 11, she was likeFor sure my nigga round 7(6:59)brrrrrriiinnnggg!!!!!So she gave me call around 7:00She said patrick i really need some of your *****!!I'm crazy horny i wanna ride the pony!I told her i gotta long solami and thats no bologna.So she came to my crib started my mind in the penisI told her before i bust mommy bahapelogenisI had her coochy juicyShe had my head dewyWhen i pulled out my chewbacha dick she saidCheeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy!!!Thats all you heard when i pushed it (yaaaaayyyy)The phsycho's no jokeAnd thats no bullshitI made her comeLike niagra fallsBam! bam! bam!With my viagra ballsLike that babyShe scratched my back crazyWho stroked her ass to sleepMy nigga pat blazyShe said (snoring oy oy oy)(pitfight pitfight) (from the back)(saga continues)(sleep with me)(bring themBelts right here)This was a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent(patrick blazy) (chickens down here ya know)(yellow claw)(yeah now i ain'tPlayin with y'all come on now my nigga pat blazy(big swinger)no good)(fly away)