Beautiful South - I've Come For My Award Lyrics
(heaton/rotheray)This is the awards for industry and free enterpriseSo let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prizeI took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shopsWalked in with empty bags and walked out with the lotSo Ive come for my award, Ive come for my awardI thought Id come in person thats the least I can affordLet hands be shookChampagne pouredSentence ignoredYes. Ive come for my awardThis is the awards for industry and free enterpriseAnyone want a gold watch in a ladies size?Theres a few more round the backI stole them from your shopWeve got no more in silver, thats all that youd gotSo Ive come for my award, Ive come for my awardI thought Id come in person thats the least I can affordLet hands be shookChampagne pouredSentence ignoredYes. Ive come for my awardI chatted with your guards and winked at roving eyeA thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the skyBut they didnt see me pinch them from underneath their eyesSo Ive come for my award, Ive come for my awardI thought Id come in person thats the least I can affordLet hands be shookChampagne pouredSentence ignoredYes. Ive come for my awardJesus was my greatest accompliceJesus was my greatest accompliceJesus was my greatest accompliceYes, Ive come for my awardHairdryer, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dotVideo, compact disc, theres nothing we forgotWhilst I was busy smiling my father got the lotIve come for my award
