Beautiful South - Mother's Pride Lyrics
(heaton/rotheray)Here he comes - mothers prideWith the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his sideHere he comes mothers prideWith a headful of get your laces tied and woe betideWith a years supply of sandwiches and fairy cakesThat she provides for him to eat at dinner breaksIts no surprise at all, at ad the friends he makesHis stomach achesHes mothers prideHes presentable, well looked afterHes domestically disastrousHes adorable - mothers prideHere he comes - fathers prideWith a head filled up with devil dogs and genocideHere he comes - fathers prideHes showing all the kids his tickets for ringsideHell always roam the yard looking for a fightHell pick on all the kids whore twice his heightHes the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at nightTeachers blight - fathers prideHes the image of his dadMickey mouse meets jack the ladHes never sad - fathers prideHere he comes mothers prideHere he comes fathers prideHere he comes mothers prideFathers prideHis mothers pride