Benefit - Garbage Pail Kids Lyrics
Cranky Franky, Fat Head Fred, Little EdSaliva Susie's head was an incredible redSpit dripping down her chin, I wanted to hit itI grabbed her tit, she was too slow, she didn't get itBut in a minute the mini-bus would be in schoolI liked Dirty Dianne, she used to pee and droolBeing cool is always easy on the bus with Benny-RoachThey told me I was special cuz I rode the stubby coachI was never learning, The bus was driven by a GermanShe used to yell Quit Banging Your Head Helmet HermanOrnery Jerry, these kids are all corney-scaryI hated Rotten Rita and Horney HarryHe used to grind the bus seats, my walkman would bust beatsI would always cuss loudly on class retreatsTrashy freaks with big glasses and snotty nosesIt turned me on to watch Crippled Carrie's body posesI was always the kid who tripped the othersAnd shot spitballs at the Limpin' Gimpy BrothersSometimes I'd get mad and say I think I'm leavingCoz they'd sit me next to Monkey Mike or Stinking StevenCrotchy Scott and Fruity Scooty would touch in the backMan, I'd kick them on the ground, grab a crutch and attackWhen we got to school I couldn't wait for the ride homeCuz I'd flirt the whole way with Betty The Blind GnomeThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And RoundRound And Round.... Round And RoundThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And RoundAll Day LongThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And RoundRound And Round.... Round And RoundThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And RoundAll Day LongI Remember Tyranosauras Rex handed BridgetAnd Pokey Paco was a Mexican MidgetPhlegmmy Frank was coughing and could never beat germsI used to force him to drink spit and eat wormsHenry The Hunchback would never punch backI'd beat him in the hump and then I'd take his lunch-packEveryone on the bus was a vegtable headAnd the kid who got all the girls was Testicle TedMan, most of them were born with this initial vegetationThey told me I was gifted and in Special EducationMatilda The Gorilla used to give a real scareShe even gnawed off the wheel of her own wheelchairI liked being special, it was cool being differentPukey Pete would throw up his breakfast and sniff itThe short bus was packed full of moody verminsI just chilled and drank Kool-Aid out of a Goonies ThermosThey all dressed bad from Reeking Ralph to Dirt TomWhile I laid back cool with an Alf shirt onI got my flirt on with Meaty Meghan and Melon-Head MargeBut I knew something was wrong coz I was always in chargeAfter four years they realized I wasn't retardedMan, how could this mistake happen, how was it startedMy file said he makes noises and twitches without stoppingTurns out I was just beat-boxing, popping and lockingThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And RoundRound And Round.... Round And RoundThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And RoundAll Day LongThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And RoundRound And Round.... Round And RoundThe Wheels On The Bus Go Round And RoundAll Day Long
