Bette Midler - Twisted Lyrics
How ya doin girls? long time, no see. listen, Ive been to the doctor lately. honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy?My analyst told meThat I was right out of my head.The way he described it he said,Youd be better off deadThan alive.I didnt listen to his jive.I knew all along he was all wrong,And I knew that he thought I was crazy,But you know Im not. oh, no.My analyst told meThat I was right out of my head.He said I need treatment.But Im not that easily led.He said I was the type that was most inclinedWhen out of his sightTo be out of my mind.And he thought I was nuts.No more ifs or ands or buts.Oh, no.They say as a child I appeared a little bit wildWith all my crazy ideas.But I knew what was happenin,I knew I was a genius.Whats so strange when you know thatYoure a wizard at three?I said, baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me.I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight.Thats why I drank a fifth of vodka one night.My parents got frantic, didnt know what to do.But I had saw some crazy thingsBefore I came to.Now, do you think I was crazy?I may have been only three but I was swingin.They all laughed at a. graham bell,They all laughed at edison,And also at einstein.So why should I feel sorry if they justDidnt understand the reasoning and the logicThat went on in my head.I had a brain, it was insane.So I just let them laugh at meWhen I refused to ride on all those double-decker busesAll because there was no driver on the top.Aaaaaaah.Did you ever hear a story like that in your life? honey, that chick is bananas. do you hear? bananas. oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, would ya?Ba, ba, ba, ba!Oh, here she comes again.Badada, badada, badada. wo!My analyst told meThat I was right out of my head.But I said, doctor,I think that its you instead.cause I got a thing thats so unique and new,It proves that I got the last laugh on you.cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two.And you know two heads are better than one.Honey, she is twisted
