Big & Rich - Kick My Ass Lyrics
well i walked up to the bari laid down my platinum cardthen i ordered fifty longnecks for my new friendswell the barmaid passed them outand before we chugged them downi held mine up,said, "Here's to us" and thenthis blonde slid up to me, she said, "that was awful sweet"and then i saw her boyfriend as wide as he was tallwell he broke up our hug, with a six-foot-five inch shoveand i found myself slammed up against the wallCHORUS:why does everybody want to kick my assi'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can'tand just because i kiss the prettiest girls and i drive my truck too fastwhy does everybody want to kick my asswell i never been the type to walk up and pick a fighti've always been the kind to get alongi throw parties all the time, and they're always on my dimewe drink and dance and smoke until the dawnwell my style of stress relief,sometimes disturbs the peacethe police show up, cut donuts in my yardand while the zeppelin's playin' loud, they run off my party crowdthey cuff my wrists and throw me down so hardwhy does everybody want to kick my assi'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can'tand just because i kiss the prettiest girls and i drive my truck too fastwhy does everybody want to kick my assand just because i kiss the prettiest girls and i drive my truck too fastwhy does everybody want,it seems like everybody wants,why does everybody want to kick my ass!
