Biz Markie - Hooker Got A Boyfriend Lyrics
[Verse One]Aiyyo here's a tale, about a female I once messed withOr better yet, skins that I swung eps withFace full of grace, waist shaped like VanessaDel Rio, oh-me-oh, my but the heffer hadbig juicy lips, wide hips you had to call fatStacked back to mack, yo the hooker was all thatand lots more, and baby girl I had the hots forBut I'm really not sure, who she spread the twat forHeard it was a kid across town named HectorBut I don't give a heck, so I still went and checked heron the down low, he ain't around soOut of sight, out of mind, get your coat and let's goSo we dipped, hopped in the whip and we was goneOff to City Island cause they had it goin onTwo yuks a foo, now the mood was setCaviar at the bar, Red Star, MoetSilk suits, spendin loot like a straight up mackWhen I felt somebody finger tappin me on my backAnd turn around quick, but before I could beginAll I seen was a big mac-10, aiyyo it's her boyfriend[Chorus]"Hooker got a boyfriend!""Why do she do this boyfriend?""Ohh ahhh.. why do she do this boyfriend?"[Verse Two]Check it, yoI broke camp, ran like a champ, yep I jettedOff to the trunk for the pump, time to set itMoney kept screamin some CRAP that I dissed himSo I started lettin off {*gunshots*} but I missed himHoney got scared, and called the five-ohSo yo, you know the half Dukes, time for me to goCause I ain't the type to be doin no bidFor a dame or a lame-brained punk Spanish kidSo I chill, call the hooker up the next dayShe told me come over yo, bet I'm on my wayBe there in a sec, yo I'm not too farShe said, "Park around the back so he don't see the car"Met me at the door wi
