Biz Markie - Road Block Lyrics
Yo doc, drop the beat in!This is a incident that always occurWith the opposite sex, other word is herNo matter what nationality color or creedOr wherever you at, theres always a bad seedTheyre always talkin about wantin to be aloneYoure spendin too much time witcha friends, all night longIm sayin yo what the heck, I am singleIts no reason why I shouldnt try to mingleSo I met this girl by the name of maxineHer breath didnt stink she used listerineShe looked crazy a-ight, and the whole nineBut this situation was one of a kindBecause I wanted her.. all to my ownSo I called her on, my mickey mouse telephoneI said, hello pretty momma its the guy you just meUhh what are you doin tonight? she said, nuttin, I said, betSo when I went to pick her up, I was in shockCause she brought her friend along for a road block[biz sings]American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?Is it because Im the bizmarkie?No I think its because I have the r-a-pI think you think Im ugly makin cash moneyYo I think all the girls is funny..American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?(yo biz you know you dont usually be with things like thatWhy you let her get away with that? )I thought she was buggin just to see what Id sayI said nuttin, let her friend come anywayOkay now listen what she wanted me to for her friend(what she want biz? ) expected me to pay her way in?Its not like kid from stingy cheap or my names ebenezerBut Im here to please maxine, not to please herSo I still let it go by, and got her in the movieThank the lord I bumped into my cousin named cool vI said please vaughn, take her friend off my handsSo I can be alone, and get my manHe said alright Ill introduce, she act like she was wit itBut when we try to split, she looked and said forget itI dont know whassup vaughn, she must be bugginI thought you was in the way she was kissin and hugginSoon as I said - wanna make music like sebastian bach?Im not leavin my friend with a guy but its another road block[biz sings]American woman! stay away from meeeeee!American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?Is it because Im the bizmarkie?No I think its because I can r-a-p, noI think you think Im ugly makin cash moneyAll of this is funny..American woman! stay away from meeeeee!American woman! stay away from meeeeee!So I was highly upset, and you would be tooIf an icicles in your way, stickin to you like glueI mean its the end of the night, time to move onIm tryin to kick ballistics so shed come to my homeI went to, yo bust it, call her when you get to your cribShe said, no and started cryin like a baby with a bibNow why you wanna bat me up and ruin my night?I coulda said no but I was bein politeShe tried to pull the Im stayin over her house bitNot tonight baby you gon be stayin at a parkway exitSo they went into the bathroom to get in a huddleIf you keep playin youre both gonna take the shuttleThey both came out the bathroom with a glanceLike the bathroom they were goin to danceThey both approached me with the look of a rockI look and tell my senses ahh its another road block..
