Black Sheep - L.A.S.M. Lyrics
I.B. - Interview ***** B.S. - When I'm not sure who's talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are M.L. - Mista Lawnge Dres - Who else? (Yo-Yo: "Don't try to play me out, don't try to play me out.") I.B. - Hello. We are the hosts of L.A.S.M. association, Ladies Against Sexist Mother*****ers. And today our guests are Black Sheep. You both are from New York right? B.S. - Ah. That's true. New York. That's true. Yo. I.B. - You supposedly met in North Carolina? B.S. - Yea, yea, yea. North Carolina. Yea. Uh huh. Yea, yea. I.B. - So what's the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New York and North Carolina? B.S. - Trees and building. Trees and buildings. Dres - Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down there. Up here we just got the hoes. You know what I'm saying. B.S. - Tractors and rakes. I.B. - Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. Do you? Dres - Next question please. I.B. - Ah. Wow. In your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes. Why is that? Dres - Listen, listen, listen. Honey, ho is merely short for honey. Dig? Hoe is short for honey. We just got lazy and dropped the -ney. B.S. - Right. Like when you drop to you knees. Right, right. I.B. - Wait a minute. Do you call you mother, or sister, or your grandmother a ho? (Go ahead girl) M.L. - Basically I do. They half hoes. You know what I'm saying. That's my point. I.B. - Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing? M.L. - Could we talk about that some other time. I.B. - But the people want to know. M.L. - Not right now. I.B. - But, but. M.L. - Look, I said later man. I.B. - I can dig it. M.L. - I'll bet she can... ho knows all of my business. I.B. - Hold up, hold up. All professionalism aside, mother*****er, where do you come off thinking you're God's gift to the world? It is dogs like you that make men look so bad. B.S. - He, he, he. I.B. - Do you really think this bullshit is going to sell? (beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, beep beep) M.L. - Well listen it's like this. Ah, I am a very important man. Right. And as you can tell. It doesn't really matter because, as long as I'm up in somebody busting somebodies gills. Right. I.B. - Look I've had enough of your egotistical, chauvinistic, pimp daddy, immature, couldn't get a real woman even if you want to attitude. Dres - Honey. Listen. Honey, check this out. I.B. - That's it. I can't take it any more. Dres - Honey. Listen. Honey. Listen. I.B. - This is the end of this interview. Later. B.S. - Come on. I.B. - I said later man. B.S. - He can dig it. I like them niggers. I like them niggers. I like them niggers. This show was sponsored by Masinfrill douche, Maybe maxipads, and super eight inch tampons plus. Courtesy of
