Blink 182 - Grandpa Lyrics
Uno, dos, tres, cuatrosWhen you *****ed grandpaDid he tell you that he loved you?Did he hold you til the sun did riseAnd did he look into your eyesAnd ask you to fellate himAnd stick a finger or two in his assHe seems like a total *****Grandpa is a total *****ing *****Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?He rubs his dick in broken glassWhen you *****ed grandpaDid he kiss you soft and tender?Did he tie your hands behind your headAnd was it on your mother's bed? And(He seems like a total *****Grandpa is a total *****ing *****Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?He rubs his dick in broken glass)This is *****ing stupid, manI can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfatherI mean, you guys are related!What's he gonna do, take out his false teethand just lay them on the side of the bed?Man, you like to ***** him in the buttand have everyone come in and watch and masterbateAnd cum all over the place, this is stupid, I hate you allI'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man,this is stupid!I hate you!