Blondie - Well, Did You Evah! Lyrics
Debbie: I have heard, among this clan, you are called the forgotten man.Iggy: is that what theyre saying? well, did you evah!Both: what a swell party this is!Iggy: and have you heard the story of a boy, a girl, unrequited love?Debbie: sounds like pure soap opera. I may cry.Iggy: aw...Both: what a swell party this is!Iggy: what frails!Debbie: what *****s!Iggy: what broads!Debbie: what jocks...Iggy: what furs! theyre beautiful!Debbie: why, Ive never seen such...Both: yuppity!Debbie: neither did i.Iggy: its all just too...Both: swellegant!Debbie: this french champagne...Iggy: (domestic!)Debbie: so good for the brain.Iggy: thats what I was gonna say!Debbie: well, you know youre a brilliant fellow.Iggy: thank you, I am!Debbie: hehe, drink up jim.Iggy: so... have you ever been out to l.a. lately?Debbie: well no, not recently.Iggy: well, I went there and had a rent-a-car and all...Debbie: oh, really?Iggy: yeah and I got invited to pias house... pia zadoras house...Debbie: really? oh.Iggy: yeah.Debbie: was it nice?Iggy: well, I didnt... I didnt go!Debbie: oh! hehe.Iggy: it woulda been swell though!Debbie: shoulda gone!Iggy: it woulda been elegant!Debbie: elegant.Oh wait, look... look whos coming in now... can you believe it?Iggy: ...i hear they dismantled pickfair.Debbie: they did.Iggy: it wasnt elegant enough. hehe!Debbie: yeah. probably full of termites.Iggy: yeah.Both: its great!Its grand!Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wonderland!La la la la la la la la la la la la la.We sing so rare, like old camembert.Iggy: have you heard the dying star - she got bit in the astar bar.Debbie: sauced again! well, did you evah...Both: what a swell party this is!Have you heard?Its in the stars.Next july we collide with mars.Well did you evah!What a swell party.What a swell party.What a swellegant elegant, (sm) party...Debbie: smarty?Iggy: party... yeah!Debbie: a smarty party?Iggy: I am! a smarty! Im pretty smart!Debbie: you are a smarty for coming to this party.Iggy: yeah, thats right!Debbie: well piss off.Iggy: hehehe, thats good! I like that.
