Bon Jovi - Love For Sale Lyrics
Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bedI felt like a dog whos been kicked in the headChecked out my mail there was letter that readLove for sale, love for saleI picked up the phone I called everyone I couldI let my fingers do the walking through the telephone bookYou cant catch a fish if you aint got the hookLove for sale, love for saleSend up a signal throw me a lineSomebody explain this funny valentineIt might not be legal but it sure aint a crimeIm one step from crazy and two steps behindI called lt. columbo from my tv setIve tried the dating game I havent found her yetIm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse petLove for sale, love for saleSoloWeve been living together 3 years,2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beersYou cant shop for love when youre shopping at, searsLove for sale, love for saleI guess Ive learnt my lesson it was easy to seeMy old lady she played this joke on meI never looked where I forgot it would beLove for sale, love for sale