Bone Thugs N Harmony - Ghetto Cowboy Lyrics
[horses galloping. horses neighing.]Krayzie big bad ass bone:You better count your money.With felicia:Ghetto cowboy.Krayzie big bad ass bone:The name is krayzie big bad ass bone, wanted up north for all theGold that I stole, along with some cash, even took theMayors daughter. now, that theres kidnappin, but she was with it,So I brought her. then, got myself into a whole heap ofTrouble, double-crossed by the law, so theres nobody to run to: yeah,Its just me and my sawed-off shotgun. outlaw--call himLeather face. Im headed for the west, heard they got a couple banksIn town that aint been held up yet. well, uh, I oughtaMake it by sundown. I figure thats enough time for me to get theWhole rundown. so, I continue my mission. its gettin dark,So Im watchin for them damn injuns--they like to catch ya, then theyRob and split. I be a rootin-tootin-shootin damn fool,Protectin my chips. all of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in theBushes. stop my horse. [horse neigh.] whoa,Nellie! who in the bushes? you better speak out or Im a let myShotgun song sing out.Thug queen, the horse stealer:Who is this? I hope this aint the law. jump out the bushes with mySawed-off shotgun.Krayzie big bad ass bone:Cmon out, right now. Im gettin angry. took a step back, cause itCould get dangerous.Thug queen, the horse stealer:Please dont shoot. its just me, thug queen, the horse-stealer.Krayzie big bad ass bone:Then, why the hell is you hidin in them bushes?Thug queen, the horse stealer:Im wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to twoSheriffs, six of his best men with my hand, stole two horses.Thought you was the law, thats why I jumped in the bushes.Krayzie big bad ass bone:Goodness. now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but I couldUse her for the job, so I told her to ride. cmon.Thug queen, the horse stealer:May I ask you what you headed to the west for?Krayzie big bad ass bone:I got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if youre down, youCan pick up yourself a pretty penny. be in town in aMinute, now be sure if youre with it.Thug queen, the horse stealer:We out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride.Hit the saloon for the moonshine. down for whatever, letsRide, lets ride.Krayzie big bad ass bone:These directions say we go to tucson, arizona. when we arrive, wellCop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in theMornin for details and hook-up.Krayzie big bad ass bone:You better count your money.Felicia:Ghetto cowboy.[rooster crowing.]Krayzie big bad ass bone:Rise and shine! good mornin. howdy. nine oclock we meet my boy inThe saloon in the valley. now, I done came a longWay, and I dont wanna be late.Thug queen, the horse stealer:Tell him I make ya (? ) cause you know we aint.Krayzie big bad ass bone:Move out! giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. [whip cracks, horses neigh.]Krayzie big bad ass bone:You better count your money.Felicia:Ghetto cowboy.Layzie the kid:Im peepin krayzies wanted poster in the saloon, so I assume itllBe trouble around here pretty soon. glance across theRoom: I see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess upThe night, I think that krayzie just might take his life. so, iApproach him, and I pause. look, man, I really dont wanna brawl, butWont you chill before them laws come messin up thisMasterplan? since he already rowdy, I just asked the man: hey, youWant some work? well, partner, put in your bid, andBy the way, now whats your name? they call me layzie the kid.Powder p:The names powder p, can I get a twelve gauge? outlaw--everyday onThe front page. mister kid, if you give me theLowdown, me and black jack be ready for the showdown with twoDouble-barrels pointed at whatever. well stick together.Im purty clever.Layzie the kid:So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because its all goin down. iHeard a guy run in the bar screamin, krayzies inTown!Krayzie big bad ass bone:Now when we get to the saloon, you dont worry. wait outside, andDont be stealin nobodys damn horses! step inside theBar. lay the kid, you son of a gun!Layzie the kid:Hey, man, Im glad you made it safely. now lets go have some fun.And this my partner powder, hes a young gun.Powder p:Howdy.Krayzie big bad ass bone:Mighty glad to meet ya, son. oh yeah, you know I also brought aFriend along. meet thug queen, the horse peddler,Straggler, just met her.Thug queen, the horse stealer:Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up.Layzie the kid:I hope you good at robbin banks like you rustle that cattle up.Powder p:Now, yall, its gon be gettin dark real soon.Krayzie big bad ass bone:I think youre right, I say we move. cmon, lets move out!Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. move out! [whip cracks, horses neigh.]Krayzie big bad ass bone:You better count your money.Felicia:Ghetto cowboy.
