Bubba Sparxxx - Take Off Lyrics
{*airline stewardess making announcements*}[bubba sparxxx]I cant forget the bumps on the road to heartsvilleAnd Im scared to fly but surely bubba sparxxx willShit and I aint slept, in a month of sundaysStill Im wide awake as we coast out on the runwayAnd now the captain says Im number one for take offBut timmy Im too weak all this starvin led to weight lossFear turns to adrenaline as life acceleratesIm headed to my destiny, how long you guess it takes - to get there?The in flight movie today is gladiatorBut I cant afford the headphones, its cool, Ill catch it laterIm cramped between two dudes, one from each coastYet we all agree a safe flight is what we need mostHey stewardess, I cant handle all this turbulenceThe rides gettin bumpy and that shit dont help my nervousnessNow they fin to serve the meal, I think Ill go with steakEvery *****in choice is crucial and we all know the breaks, in this gameI barely even noticed but we covered every statePlus Im slowly turnin from feather to heavyweight - its about timeI need to take a piss but Im still scared to get upPlease lord protect those up in this air with usThe captain just started our approach into the sunsetIve flown a million miles but the shit still aint fun yetWhen this journey is complete, youll know by my reactionTears of jubilation as Im landin back in athens - thank you lord
