Catatonia - The Ballad Of Tom Jones (feat. Space) Lyrics
What did I do wrong?Oh you nearly drove me cuckooAm I really all that bad?You're worse than Hannibal Lechter, Charlie Manson, Freddie KruegerWhy are we still together?Oh I can't leave until you're deadYou mean 'til death do us part?I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your headIt was lucky for us I turned the radio onThey say that music soothes the savage beastThere was something in that voice that stopped us seeing redThe two of us would surely have ended up dead[Chorus]You stopped us from killing each otherTom Jones, Tom JonesYou'll never know but you saved our livesTom Jones, Tom JonesI could never throw my knickers at youAnd I don't come from WalesSo haven't solved our problemsYou mean we hate each others gutsI still wanna poison your pizzaAnd I still wanna cut off your nutsI phoned the marriage guidanceI tied the phone line round your neckI'm sick of all this hatredWell that will be the arsenic making you sickYou were about to drive me over the edge of a cliffAs I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo onYou changed your mind and then slammed on the brakesIt was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits[Repeat Chorus]And now the war is overI've lost the urge to break your neckI owe my life to What's New *****catDelilah stopped me hating you and wishing you deadOh I used to call you satanAnd you were Cruella De'VilleAnd now you call me your DelilahAnd I am not your luciferAnd I am just your *****catBut just a word of warning nowJust in case we ever get tured of his voiceI know the Mafia, Godz