Cross Canadian Ragweed - Boys From Oklahoma Lyrics
Gene CollierThem boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrongThey're too damn skinny or way too longI ain't no holy roller so I just use a bongThem boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrongThem boys down in Texas got some damn fine weedThey smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breedThat's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's Texican's creedThem boys down in Texas got some damn fine weedThem boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine potThat's a direct result of all them good seeds they gotHaulin' water up a hill's a chore, but man I tell you whatThem boys from Arkansas they got some damn fine pot(Chorus)Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwagAnd they'll try to screw you for fifty bucks a quarter bagI got some in my guitar case and I'm not the type to bragBut it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwagThem boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weedThem alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seedsBut on a bayou night by the light of a full moonYou can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms(Chorus)
