Cross Canadian Ragweed - Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah Lyrics
Well it sure didn't take too longI woke up this morning she was goneAnd the note that she wroteDidn't say Dear John, just goodbye sucker I'm goneShe was a homegrown mountain girlRaised in a different worldI was a wanna be rockerShe was more into MerleCouldn't see it just wouldn't workAnd now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and StoliNever getting over JoelyWell I poured myself in my carI drove it on down to the barBut they wouldn't let me inCause I ain't a movie starSo I went to the Horse Shoe on LamarThe bouncer threw me out there tooAnd I didn't know what to doSo I picked up the phoneAnd I called dear SueBut the call block wouldn't let me throughAnd now I'm wishing for some drugs or a shrink to console meBut I'm never getting over JoelyWell I gathered up all my gunsAnd a pipe bomb just for funAnd I drove to her house and parked on the lawnThat's right I always was a crazy one.Well her boyfriend was sure nice to meSaid calm down would you like a drinkAnd then I shot him full of holesFrom his nose to his kneesAnd I polished off her little sweet peaAnd I'm crying on me knees feeling dirty and unholyBut I'm never getting over JoelyNow I'll probably get life and serve at least forty,But I'm never getting over Joely
