Cross Canadian Ragweed - President Song Lyrics
Oh if I were president, I'd make you understandNo more questions no more lies,I will tell you the truth looking in your eyesIf I were president.Well first and for most son Jesus Christ is the only one,Youre going to talk to when your day begins.I'm going to pass a law that says everyday you got to get down on your knees and pray, Thank the man for dying for you sins.Chorus:If I were president, I would make you understandJesus is the man he's the reason that we stand, if I were presidentWe're gonna put the word out on the streets no more Washington, DC,I'm gonna make this country big and strong.No more paying of your taxesThe capital is Pampa, Texas, that's the only place a house that big belongs.Chorus:If I were president, the blue-collar man won't get the shaft.Nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Boland is my chief of staff,If I were president.Well, Iraqi boys you must be nuts,Youre digging yourself deeper in a rut.I got a way to end your problems soon.We'll bring home every one of our boysAnd pull out our biggest badest toyAnd blow you crazy bastards to the moon.Chorus:If I were president, nobody's going to push us around.If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn there county to the ground.If I were president.Well, I got one for you Sadaam HusseinWell resurrect General John Wayne,Put together a very simple plan.Well put down our nukes put down our gunsAnd you and the duke will be one on oneAnd he'll kick your ass as if you were a man.Chorus:If I were president,If I were president.If you don't like Willie Nelson, you got to go to prison.
