Dance Hall Crashers - I Did It For The Toys Lyrics
Santa kissed me under the mistletoetasted like egg nog and it was grosssaid he was lonely and it had been a whilethe elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyeshe sat me down and went on and onwouldn't shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gonehe said the plumber must've done something righthe fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night...fa la la la la la ( X 4 )Santa kissed me under the mistletoei guess i'm wondering how far this would gowe talked and drank until it was lightthen the bartender kicked us out 'cause we got into a fightbut i kept thinking of the swag for freebesides the old geezer needs some companywell i've been broke this yearit wouldn't be so badi hate to admit it, but he's the best i've ever had....fa la la la la la ( X 4 )Santa kissed me and i kissed him backbut i did it for the toysfigured i could get something morethan i did from other boysSanta kissed me and i kissed him backbut i did it for the toyssmiled at me and wanted to see if i wouldbut he's a pervert you can tell by his smileor check the NAMBLA membership locked in his filesthat big red suit and jolly face is a disguisehe only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighshe drives me crazy now, he calls me all the timei'm gonna dump him as soon as i get what's mineguess i should really reveal my family tieshe won't get a clue so i hit him with a matzo ballright between the eyes...fa la la la la la ( X 4 )santa kissed me and i kissed him backbut i did it for the toysfigured i could get something morethan i did from other boyssanta kissed me and i kissed him backbut i did it for the toyssmiled at me and wanted to see if i would ( X 2 )what a loser!
