Dead Milkmen - Train I Ride Lyrics
I work on a trainThat's eleven and a half cars longI can only work at nightCause the things I do are wrongWe carry some nasty substancesOn this little night trainThe first car's full of dioxinEnough to wipe out the state of MaineOh, the evil, terrible thingsThat I sent down those tracksI snuck them through your town at nightRight behind your backOn our little train (x2)The second car's just painted blackWhat's in it nobody knowsThough sometimes it makes a buzzing noiseAnd once I saw it glowThe third car carries poison gasAnd the fourth car it does, tooThe fifth car's filled to the breaking pointWith ortho orange forty-twoOh, the evil, terrible thingsThat I sent down those tracksI snuck them through your town at nightRight behind your backOn our little train (x2)The sixth car leaks a strange brown oozeOn to the hoboes who ride belowIt caused their hair to fall outAnd their fingers turned bright blueI swear to god it's trueThe seventh car carries raw sewageYou can tell just by the scentWe used to have a warning signBut something ate right through the printSome sort a' illegal baby foodIs what we got in car number eightAnd although I've never tried it myselfThe conductor says it's greatWe load the bodies of dead lab animalsOn to car number nineAnd I swear that sometimes late at nightI can hear those critters whineOh, the evil, terrible thingsThat I sent down those tracksI snuck them through your town at nightRight behind your backOn our little trainBoth cars number ten and eleven-a
