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Dead Milkmen - When I Get To Heaven Lyrics

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  • If I go to Heaven it'll probably be a slum
  • And all the pretty angels just might be packing guns
  • And if I see St. Peter will he hit me up for cash
  • Will I find the road to Jesus or just lose him in the trash
  • The Shaggs were right
  • You're never going to please anybody
  • Not in this world
  • If I go to Hell I might find it very dull
  • Like an Amway convention or an endless shopping mall
  • When all the innocent demons want to poke me with a fork
  • Or just put me in a taxi and send me to New York
  • Scientists proved it years ago
  • The Shaggs were much better than the Beatles
  • Maybe I'll return as an iguana
  • And lie upon a beach down in the Bahamas
  • Although ignored in their day
  • The Shaggs are now recognised as the geniuses they were
  • I just wanna know what happens when you die
  • Do you walk down in a hole or float up to the sky
  • Is it just a waste of water, when your widow cries?
  • Oh don't tell me you've never heard of the Shaggs?
  • If the atheists are right then I have no need to worry
  • For there is no great being whose favour I must curry
  • And I'll be going nowhere once they lay me in the earth
  • So why waste a Sunday by going to church?
  • If you really wanted to
  • You could run out right now and buy a Shaggs record
  • If the atheists are wrong then I've got a bill that's due
  • So should I be a Christian or a Moslem or a Jew
  • Should I spend all day just praying on my knees
  • And searching through the world for a deity to please
  • A Shaggs record would be a sound investment
  • If the atheists are right then I have no need to worry
  • For there is no great being whose favour I must curry
  • The fat peoples want what the skinny peoples got
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