Eddie Rabbitt - Tullahoma Dancing Pizza Man Lyrics
Takes a wad of dough and he plops it on the tableMakes it flat and round and pours in a ladle of tomato sauceSpreads it, red, thick, and sweetTakes a big fistful of mozzarella cheeseSpreads it around with anchoviesGreen peppers and onions and mushrooms and little ground beefThen he puts it on the shelf, and then shoves it in the ovenWith tender lovin' careAnd he dances around while our tongues hang outAnd the smell of heaven fills the airTullahoma dancing pizza manMake me the juiciest pizza in the landHey, I'm no penny pincherGive me that big sixteen-incherWhoa-oh, make it to goTullahoma dancing pizza manTullahoma dancing pizza manWell, we sat in the booth less than a quarter of an hourAnd out of the oven, like a giant sunflowerWho came all ready and steamin' with boilin' cheeseWell, he took his round knife and he cut it up in slicesPut it in a box, looked at me and said the price is$3.99, I gave him a five, I got $1.01 changeAnd I was tempted to eat it on the front seatIt smelled so good I could hardly driveSo now, excuse me, please, but I gotta have a pieceOf that scrumptious pizza pieTullahoma dancing pizza manMake me the juiciest pizza in the landHey, I'm no penny pincherGive me that big sixteen-incherWhoa-oh, make it to goTullahoma dancing pizza manTullahoma dancing pizza manTullahoma dancing pizza manTullahoma dancing pizza manTullahoma dancing pizza man
