Elle Varner - WTF Lyrics
I was asleep when I heard the alarmSo I ran downstairs to see what's going onOpened my door to unpleasantly findSomebody really just broke in my rideWhat the *****? What the *****?(They stole my XM radio)Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (And I had gone wrong)What the *****? What the *****?Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)He never misses my call so I stopped byAnd when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Honey?)Found him in bed with (what the?) the male manWhat the *****? What the *****?(Aw God! Oh hell naw! )Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (What the ***** now?)What the *****? (Wow! ) What the *****?Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! I decided to walk home and blow off some steamI know it's late but I needed to breatheJust when I thought that it could not get worseThis fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse!"What the *****? What the *****?(Said: "You got to be *****ing kidding me!")Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (He said: "Actually I'm not")What the *****? What the *****?(Ain't you ever been robbed?)Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Not quite, this just ain't rightIf you knew what I've been through tonightTo begin, I just found my man and another man, If you understand. He said: "Well I be damned"What the *****? What the *****?(Baby it's too bad)Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (Either way I'm still taking your bag)What the *****? What the *****?Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (But he didn't know where I keep my cash)What the *****? What the *****?(And my phone is in my jacket pocket)Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (And I never put my cards back in my wallet)What the *****? What the *****?(So I hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag)Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (And all that lip gloss in it)For the first time of the night I was grinningHe thought he got me but he didn'tBut that was of course'€¦Before'€¦I realized my keys were in the bag'€¦Hahahaha!
