Elvis Presley - He's Your Uncle, Not Your Dad Lyrics
(features ray walker)(words & music by wayne - weisman)Hes your uncle not your dad, hes the best friend you ever hadSo come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurtsJust remember pearl harbor(the alamos and nothing could be worse)Hes your favorite relative and he needs a lot to liveSo just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed(and hell send back what he dont need)If your not in form ten-fortys your salvationBy deprivation of temptation(dark and blondes I hear are not deductible)Oh say can you see if theres anything left for meWhen he calls you as he may doDont be frightened red white and blueJust be thankful you dont live in leningradHes your uncle, not your dadIf your honest you dont have to shake and shiverThe food is lousy up the river(its give and take and he does all the taking)Oh say can you see if theres anything left for meLife has two things you cant subtract(death and taxes to be exact)So just pa-pa-patriotically declareHes your uncle, hes your uncle, not your dad