Eminem - Big Weeny
I dont under stand why are you being so mean yo (mean) mean mean man.your are just jealous of me because you , you just cant do what i do so instead of admitting ityou walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meany a meanybut its only cause your really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you look an idiotwhen you say theese mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenybig weeny.aiite listen i need you to focus i need you to go dig deep in your mind this is importantwe are going to performe an experiment to resort im gonna have to ask you to bare with mefor a moment now i need you to open your mind your eyes close em you are now aboutto be playas in my hypnosis for the next 4 and a half minutes we are going to explore into your mindto find out why your so fucking jealous now why did they make YOO HOO PIPITY-KAKA-POOPOOsyke im kidding i just wanted to see if your still listening ok now i need your undividedattention sir i have a question why do i always sense this undeniable tension from themoment that i enter into the room it gets all quiet and whispers when ever theres conversationwhy im always mentioned ive been dieng to ask its been itchen at me is it just becauseyour are just jealous of me because you , you just cant do what i do so instead of admitting ityou walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meany a meanybut its only cause your really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you look an idiotwhen you say theese mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenybig weeny.alrite now i, i just love the line i was going to say something extremely important but i forgot whoor what it was i fucked up syke im kidding again you idiot no i didnt thats just what you wantedto hear from me is that i fuked up aint it. but i can bust one tape with out looking at no papersit doesnt take a bunch of takes for me to stand here in this booth all day for me to say the truthokay drollin you have tooth decay your mouth is open your discusting what the fuck you eat for luncha bunch of sweets or something what you munch a bunch a crunch a muncha your tooth is rottenwanna chew some gum yes i do sir what am i on, you sir are on chew ser'om marshall im so jealousof you please say you wont sell nobody id be so embarrased im just absolutly terrified thatsome ones gonna find im buyin saying all theese terrible evil and awfull things its my own insecurityyour are just jealous of me because you , you just cant do what i do so instead of admitting ityou walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meany a meanybut its only cause your really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you look an idiotwhen you say theese mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenybig weeny.alrite now we are going to conduct that experiment that we was talking about earlierjust to see what a frog looks like when it takes to wiffs of exsticy cause thats exactlywhat your eyes look like wanna check to see heres a mirror notice the resemblance herewait let me put theese sunglasses on now look in this mirror how bout nowwhat do you have in common your old green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on emyou look like i sound like singing about weenys now take my weeny out of your mouththis is between me and you i know your not happy i know youd much rather see me in the lying in thecorner of a room somewhere crying cureled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying.theres no denying that my weeny is much bigger than yours is mine is like stickinga banna between 2 oranges why are you even doing this to your self its point lesswhy do we have to keep on going threw this, this is torcherous my point is this that if you say mean thingsyour weeny will shrink now i forgot what the chorus is...your are just jealous of me because you , you just cant do what i do so instead of admitting ityou walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meany a meanybut its only cause your really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you look an idiotwhen you say theese mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenybig weeny.