Eminem - *****ing Crazy Lyrics
Hi!Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your faceCame in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with MaseI laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smellyEminem starts with E, better check the spellingwith a capital, somebody grab me a SnappleI got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's appleSomebody dropped me on my head, and I was surethat my mother did it, but the ***** won't admit it was herI slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six monthsand said, "I'm ready now ***** - ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?"The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tellI'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hellI'm sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germsand I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burnsI kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomachand vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it(Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummetIf y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til you numb itAnd all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill itCause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel itChorus: EminemCause any man who would jump in front of a minivanfor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithinis *****in crazy -- you hear me? Ha?Is *****in crazy -- hello, hi!Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanfor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithinis *****in crazy -- do you hear me?Is *****in crazy[Eminem]I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grinI'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gymI'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake aliasto save me with in case I get chased by space aliensA brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uraniumthan a maniac Saudi ArabianA highly combustible head, spazmaticstrapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bedLaid up in the hospital in critical conditionI flatlined; jumped up and ran from the morticianHigh speed, IV full of thai weedLookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamesetwins, joined at the groin like lesbiansUhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pinsI hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all dependson if I keep on killin my girlfriendsChorus: EminemCause any man who would jump in front of a minivanfor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithinis *****in crazy -- you hear me? Ha?Is *****in crazy -- listen!!Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanfor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithinis *****in crazy -- you hear me?Is *****in crazy[Eminem]Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dustand got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed(Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can sayI call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and playI swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a dayof Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (RRARRRRH)Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spinMedicine'll get me revvin like a 747 jet engineScratched my balls til I shredded skin"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been""It's probably AIDS!" Forget it thenI strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flowsthat don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildosSo reach in your billfolds, for ten ducatsand pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on RawkusSomethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weededMy daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read itDamn
