Eminem - I'm Shady Lyrics
Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh? )Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl (I did)Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirlSold a billion tapes and still screamed ***** the world(slim shady), so come and kill me while my names hotAnd shoot me twenty five times in the same spot (ow)Think Ive got a generation brainwashedTo pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot (uh, oh? )Stop they blood flow until they veins clotI need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotchPurple haze and acid raindropsSpike the punch at the party and drain pop (gulp gulp)Shaved my armpits and wore a tank topBad boy, I told you that I cant stopGotta make em fear you before you make em feel youSo everybody buy my shit or imma come and kill youI got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tabletsIm your brother when you need some new weed to set you freeYou know me Im your friend when you need a minithin(slim shady)Im shadyI like happy things, Im really calm and peaceful (uh huh huh)I like birds, bees, I like peopleI like funny things that make me happy and gleefulLike when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (woo!)The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spikeWhile I blow my brain out just to see what it feels likeAnd this is how I am in real lifeI dont want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh huh)How you wanna scare somebody with a gun threatWhen theyre high off of drugs they havent even done yetSo bring the money by tonightCause your wife says this is the biggest knifeShe ever saw in her life (help me help me)I try to keep it positive and play it coolShoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (stay in school!)Cause Im the one they can relate to and look up to betterTonight I think Ill write my biggest fan a ***** you letter(chorus)I listen to your demo tape and act like I dont like it (aw that shit is wack)Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit (what? ? ? ? )People dont buy shit no more they just dub itThats why Im still broke and had the number one club hit (yup, uh huh)But they love it when you make your business publicSo ***** it, Ive got herpes while were on the subject (uh huh)And if I told you I had aids yall would play itCause you stupid mother*****ers think Im playing when I say itWell, I do take pills, dont do speedDont do crack, dont do coke, I do smoke weedDont do smack, I do do shroomsDo drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clearMy baby mamas not dead (nuh uh), shes still alive and *****ing (yup)And I dont have herpes, my dicks just itchingIts not syphilis, and as for being aids infestedI dont know yet, Im too scared to get tested(chorus)I told you I was shadyYall didnt wanna believe meIm shadyAnd thats my name
