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My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
  • And that's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
  • Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
  • That's why I on what I on cause I'm my mom.
  • My mom my mom I know youre probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
  • But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
  • Valium was in everything food that I ate,
  • The water that I drank *****ing peas on my plate,
  • She sprinkled just enough of it to sea-son my steak,
  • So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
  • Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
  • Son grow up to be an under a undera-*****in-chiever,
  • My teacher didn’t think I was going be nothing either,
  • What the ***** you sticking gum up under the *****ing seat for?
  • Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether,
  • Either that or the mother *****ers been puffing reefer,
  • But all this huffing and puffing wasn’t what it was either,
  • It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn’t what she thought,
  • Pee in a tea cup? ***** you aint my keeper, im sleeping,
  • What the ***** you keep on *****ing with me for?
  • Slut you need to leave me the ***** alone I aint playing,
  • Go find you a white crayon and color a *****ing zebra.
  • My mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
  • That why I am like I am cause I’m like her,
  • Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
  • That why I’m on what I’m on cause I’m my mom.
  • Wait a minute this aint dinner this is paint thinner,
  • You ate it yesterday I aint hear no complaints did I?
  • Now here’s a plate full of pain killers now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes you little mother *****er ill make you sit there and make that retarded *****ing face without even tasting it, you better lick the *****ing plate you aint wasting it,
  • Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again,
  • And I aint giving in, your gonna just sit there in one *****ing place spinning again till next thanksgiving and if you still aint finished it I use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip it will be placed into shit, you little shit want to sit there and play innocent, A rack fell and hit me at k mart and they witnessed it, child support, your father he aint slipped us shit and so what if he did that aint none of your dang business kid.
  • My mom there's noone else quite like my mom
  • I know why should let bygones be bygones
  • But she's the reason why I am high but I'm high on cause.
  • My mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
  • That why I am like I am cause I’m like her,
  • Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
  • That why I’m on what I’m on cause I’m my mom.
  • My mom loved valium now all I am
  • Is a party animal, I am what I am
  • But I'm strong to be finished wit' me val-ium spinach
  • But my bars only last about two minutes
  • But I don't wanna swallow it without you in it
  • I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
  • My valium, my vaaa-eh-elll-liummmmm maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn.
  • Man I never though that I could ever be
  • A drug addict nah, ***** that I can't have it happen to me
  • But that's actually what has ended up happenin, a tragedy
  • I'm *****in passin it up catchin me
  • And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it?
  • Pharmaceuticals of the bomb i'm beautiful
  • Secure the *****in dog with the medicine she done fed it
  • Feed it a *****in aspirin and say that it has a headache
  • Here want a snack, you hungry you *****in rat
  • Look at that, it's a Zanex, take it and take a nap
  • Eat it, but I don't need it, well ***** it then brake it up
  • Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up
  • all right Ma you win, I don't feel like arguin
  • I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin
  • Stumble hobble tumble slip drip then I fall in bed
  • With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead.
  • My mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
  • That why I am like I am cause I’m like her,
  • Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
  • That why I’m on what I’m on cause I’m my mom.
  • My mom i'm just like her
  • My mom my mom my mom x2
  • My mom my mom my mom, my mom, my momma
  • Meh mommeh, eh likah momma.
  • Ha ha, sorry mom, still love you though
  • Dr. dre 2010, hey this shit is hella hard homie
  • Yo take us on outta here.

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