Eminem - My Name Is.. (Radio/Video Edit) Lyrics
[chorus: Repeat 2x]Hi! My Name Is.. (what?) My Name Is.. (who?)My Name Is.. [scratches] Slim ShadyHi! My Name Is.. (huh?) My Name Is.. (what?)My Name Is.. [scratches] Slim ShadyAhem.. Excuse Me!Can I Have The Attention Of The ClassFor One Second?[eminem]Hi Kids! Do You Like Primus? (yeah Yeah!)Wanna See Me Stick Nine Inch Nails Through Each One Of My Eyelids? (uh-huh!)Wanna Copy Me And Do Exactly Like I Did?Try {'cid} And Get Messed Up Worse That My Life Is?My Brain's Dead Weight, I'm Tryin To Get My Head StraightBut I Can't Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Want To {impregnate}And Dr. Dre Said, "slim Shady You A Basehead!"Uh-uhhh! "so Why's Your Face Red? Man You Wasted!"Well Since Age Twelve, I've Felt Like A Caged ElfWho Stayed To Himself, In One Space, Chasin His Tail (blalblalblabla)Got Ticked Off And Ripped Pamela Lee's Lips OffKissed Em And Said, "i Ain't Know Silicone Was 'sposed To Be This Soft"I'm Bout To Pass Out And Crash, And Fall In The GrassFaster Than A Fat Man Who Sat Down Too FastC'mere Lady! (shady, Wait A Minute, That's My Girl Dog!)I Don't Give A Damn, Dre Sent Me To Tick The World Off![chorus][eminem]My English Teacher Wanted To Flunk Me In Junior High (damn!)Thanks A Lot.. Next Semester, I'll Be Thirty-fiveI Smacked Him In His Face With An Eraser, Chased Him With A StaplerAnd Told Him To Change The Grade On The Paper (now!)Walked In The Strip Club, Had My Jacket Zipped UpServed The Bartender, Then Walked Out With A Tip CupExtraterrestrial, Runnin Over PedestriansIn A Spaceship While They're Screamin At Me: "let's Just Be Friends!"Ninety-nine Percent Of My Life I Was Lied ToI Just Found Out My Mom Does More {dope} Than I DoI Told Her I'd Grow Up To Be A Famous RapperMake A Record About Doin {drugs} And Name It After Her (here Mom!)You Know You Blew Up When The Women Rush Your StandsAnd Try To Touch Your Hands Like Some Screamin Usher Fans (aaahhhhhh!)This Guy At White Castle Asked For My Autograph (dude, Can I Get Your Autograph?)So I Signed It: 'dear Dave, Thanks For The Support, {*****!}'[chorus][eminem]Stop The Tape! This Kid Needs To Be Locked Away! (get Him!)Dr. Dre, Don't Just Stand There, Operate!I'm Not Ready To Leave, It's Too Scary To DieI'll Have To Be Carried Inside The Cemetery And Buried AliveAm I Comin Or Goin? I Can Barely DecideI Just Drank A Fifth Of Kool-aid -- Dare Me To Drive? (go Ahead)All My Life I Was Very DeprivedI Ain't Had A Woman In Years, And My Palms Are Too Hairy To HideClothes Ripped Like The Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)I Spit When I Talk, I'll {*****} Anything That Walks (c'mere)When I Was Little I Used To Get So Hungry I Would Throw FitsHow You Gonna Breast Feed Me Mom? (wah!) You Ain't Got No {tits!} (wah!)I Lay Awake And Strap Myself In The BedPut A Bulleproof Vest On And Tap Myself In The Head (bang!)I'm Steamin Mad (arrrggghhh!)And By The Way When You See My Dad? (yeah?)Ask Him If He Bought A Porno Mag And Seen My Ad[chorus]
