Esham - Kissing Bandit Lyrics
*****es like niggaz to dog them outSo I'm here to let you know what they all aboutDon't hesitate to smack herShe like's when you mack herPlay the Romeo role and she'll crush you like crackersNine days, night's, dont come twiceYou get two for one and at the same priceYou gotta stay in control and on topOr get dropped like potato'sAnd here's how to be real playaMack on your ho, you've got to mack on your hoYou've got to dog out and beat up and smack on your ho***** aint nothin but meat on a stickOnly job in life is to please a dickDont ever let her forget that you run shitAnd if she get outta line that ass gone get kickedPlaya's got ho's for every day of the weekAll under control and all like to freak***** aint nothin but nasty, sleazyNeighborhood skeezy, way to easyBe my ho and I'll be your pimpCool niggaz strut, the lame a limpBetta make my money seven day's a weekAnd if somebody ask, you my freakBecause..[chorus]Yellow freaks like black dick daddySo pull down your panties and show me that fannyYour girl's a ho, but still you claim herWild as a beast only I can tame herShe tole me herself she like the dick I threwHit the ***** so hard turned her ass black and blueAdd another to my collection, her nigga was weakTryin to fall in love sucka with a stone cold freak*****es dont like that, that's why you mack on emKick em, and punch em and beat em and smack on emAll day, all night till they do you rightCuz a nigga like me a just ***** your wifeFor nothin, and nuttin' in her ass is my pleasureLeave a dirty ass rubber in your room on your dresserThat's my trademark, I broke your wife's heartBut none a this woulda happened if you mack from the start cuz..[chorus]I'm the *****ing kissing bandit in your neighborhoodI ***** your wife like she wish you wouldWhen you come in, I leave outI even got a set of keys to your houseShe said I was the only man who made her cum rightWhile you was out cheatin I was *****ing her all nightNo shame to my game, ***** dame after dameYou was lovin' her one night and she called you my nameSee I dont give a ***** about your wife you seeShe aint cheatin on me, I'm the ban D-I-TWho can resist, no ho can resistCuz I'm the *****ing kissing bandit and my dick is pricelessI might be your foe, I might be your boyI know I *****ed your ho and I brought her much joy cuz..[chorus]I'm making *****es cum like rainy daysOne wet ***** *****ed a hundred waysIn less than an hour ***** is lovin the thought of meHer ***** so watery, I guess I ought to beOn my way, before I leave you say "I bring you joy and you wish I'dstay."But I cant I got to roll, my job is doneLeave a rubber in your toilet full of cumI'm the K-I-S-S-B-A-N-D-I-T*****in niggaz *****es is my *****ing hobbyI leave it all sloppy like a beat up jalopyAnd my style of *****in, your man cant copyHavin' wet dreams scream, be a dream for EshamToday I felt like rain, I made your ho cumTo sum it all up, I'm a bad mother *****erTurnin' innocent girl's into freaky dick suckersToday it's all loose and you dont understand itYour girl got *****ed by the kissing bandit
