Everclear - Unemployed Boyfriend Lyrics
[answering machine:] ¡°hi, this is peggy. leave me a nice message or Ill kill ya.¡°hey peggy, its me. you are never going to believe what happened to me today. imSittin at the unemployment office, waitin on my loser of a caseworker, in one of thoseNasty chairs, when from out of nowhere, this total stranger walks right up to me, sitsDown, then leans over and says something like, this is gonna sound a littleObsessive.This is gonna sound a little obsessiveThis is gonna sound a little bit strangeI have one thing to sayBefore I turn and I walk awayThis is gonna sound a little impulsiveThis is gonna sound a little insaneI know you dont know me yetBut you and i, we will be together somedaySomedayI know, I know, I sound like Im on drugsListen to me when I sayThat ever since when I first saw youSittin on your car outsideYou asked for a cigaretteI couldnt stop starin at your eyesEver since when I first saw youLooking bored in that plastic chairWith the lights of the office around youThose blond streaks, they look so pretty in your black hairYou look cool and alternative with that disaffected stareYeah you want people to think that you just dont careHey you can be with meYeah cause I just might be the oneWho will treat you like youre perfectWho will always make you comeHey you can be with meYes I will always let you winI will never be like those other guysI will never be your unemployed boyfriend¡°can you believe he said that to me? to me, of all people! I cant even remember theLast time a guy took me out on a date and actually paid for it!This is gonna sound a little bit out thereThis is gonna sound a little insaneI keep having the same dreamYou will be the mother of my children somedaySomedayI heard you sleep with that obnoxious guyI know he is in that famous bandYou look so sad when you are with himYes I never see him reach to hold your handYeah you can be with meYes I will treat you like a queenI will go to all those chick flick moviesThat I really dont want to seeYeah you can be with meNo I will never let you downI will never make out with your girlfriendWhen I know youre not aroundYes you can be with meYeah I just might be the oneWho will treat you like youre specialI will always make you comeYou can be with meYes I will always let you winI will never be like those other guysI will never be like those other guysI will never be your unemployed boyfriend¡°can you believe this? I mean, can this be for real?No!then he takes my hand, writes down his number, and just walks away.Whoa!i mean, wow. but you know, the weird thing is, hes actually kind of cute, in aReally intense way. kinda like perry farrell, you know. intense, but sensitive. anyway, iTold my *****y sister about it, and she just laughed at me. I told her Im really excitedAbout this! that I have a really good feeling about this guy! I told her, this could beThe guy. Im like...
