Example - I Don't Want To Lyrics
I spotted Miss World too good to be trueBut the club was pretty dark and I'd had quite a fewI stagger to her table sipping my brewBut just as I get there she goes to the looImpatient bastard now what do I do?Then I cop her friend and she's alright tooHer arse in good shape above average boatI ask her name, she sticks 'er tongue down my throatI'm not one to gloat or boast but take noteTwenty minutes gone and she's getting her coatSo I down my beer – my boys start to cheerGrin across my face runs from here to hereShe gives me the look and I mean the lookWas it love a first sight man or somethin' she took?A swagger in my step like a crook, then I thinkThe girl looks shook she's had too much to drinkI look at her eyeballs to see if they're pinkBut I don't get a chance cause she gives me a winkSo travel to hers in an illegal cabPlus I know she's a student her house is drabIn my head I'm laughing, I've put the graft inStereos playing some timeless MarvinThe lights dim down and the clothes come offBut I pass out, cause her pillow's too soft[Chorus: x2]I don't want(No no no no)To be true(No no no no)I don't wantTo make love to youI'm up the next mornin, but where the hell's thisI'm trapped in girly purple abyssIt's proving costly she took me hostageFirst things first man where's the Frosties?I slowly tiptoe towards the doorBut she grabs my left arm like I've broken the lawNow who am I kidding, I ain't her guestBut she playing like she got me under house arrestShe starts with a speech about how she's feelingBut I'm more intrigued by her lilac ceilingAny time now there's a question pendingShe wants to confirm a romantic endingWhy do they charm you with Hocus Pocus?I gotta get home for the Football FocusTo dodge small talk I admit defeatEr how are you for dinner love Tuesday week?[Chorus: x2]I don't want(No no no no)To be true(No no no no)I don't wantTo make love to youAs we waited at the bus stop she wanted a cabBut I made her see sense with the gift of the gabA cab's 20 quid and that's money for usPlus it's it's one nugget each on the 220 busThere's one little issue that we gotta addressI got just enough cash for a Pizza expressEven though she's wants Thai Chilli Beef with MangoI'd be content with some wings from NandosWe get to express but before we can orderShe starts with a tirade that I never call herI say I'm tryna keep my phone bills smaller'Try and change the subject- 'have you got taller? ''Don't gimme that, that's a loada tosh'She says words like that she's a little bit posh'All I want El is a call at lunches'As she keeps ranting the waiter approaches'Be honest you want this to work or not? ''Er, doughballs please and an American Hot''I'm talking geezer I want to know please''She'll have a Caesar with no anchovies -And two Peronis' he makes a noteI look back at her and she's getting her coatShe heads for the door like a spoilt adultMore food for me ay what a result!I don't want[Chorus: x2]I don't want(No no no no)To be true(No no no no)I don't wantTo make love to you
