Fishbone - Alcoholic Lyrics
Ohh alcoholicOhh real good liquorOhh make you throw upOhh make you clumsyWell...My pop had a party at the house one nightOn the last day of school and the food is all rightWe had a speaker on the roof and a speaker on the hillWith four turntables and a reel to reelAll the pretty women came, no ugly chicksAll the stars came from the ritzThe people eat the chicken and they drink up all the liquorAnd they turn into a big screwdriverWell...My uncle is a holic and he down a pound of whiskey !With an eight for a chaserSpit it on the bouncerBouncer kicked his assAnd he lost a girlfriend with a big soul kitchenNow hes layin in the gutter like a skid row bumSkid row bum style...Ohh alcoholicOhh scotch and 800Ohh make you scratch the recordOhh burn the spaghettiWell...I came home from school on a mondayI missed the radio reggae showI felt like a rude boyI could have slammed me a poseurWell...My uncle called me a punk rocker in the doorwayAs he dribbled on the table when he started to sayYoure not a rude boy, youre a lazy boyYou should make like a tree and leaveMake like a library and bookMake like a roach and bug offOhh alcoholic you cant driveBefore you crash and go to jail
