Fishbone - Slick Nick, You Devil You Lyrics
Slick nick stole a reindeer from the zooFell down my chimney with a keg of brewPut my dog out in the coldRipped off the candy from my socksSmokin coal and drinkin scotchSlick nick you devil you(devil you, devil you)Slick nick you devil you(devil you, devil you)Dressed in red and overweight bootStole the tv and the stereoAnd the toysThe toys were broken tooYou devil youSlick nick you devil youI saw slick nick fall over the x-mas treeHe was a whole different man fromWhat mom and dad told meSpillin jack daniels all over the drapesSpray-painting a bad finger over the fireplaceTatoos on his arms and kneesI never thought santa claus would be such a sleaze ! but...Slick nick you devil you...Cussin and coppin and playin punk-rockAnd every once in a while youd just scratch your jockHey ! slick nick, where are my toys ?You went drinking with the boysYou put mad dog in my sockI wanted candy (x3)Oh, oh ! I thought you were my buddy and chumBut youre just a downtown bumInstead of putting presents in front of my eyesYou just told me a bunch of lies...Slick nick you devil you...Santa claus... huh !
