Five Iron Frenzy - Battle Dancing Unicorns Lyrics
Shut your faceHigh school jerksWere about to show you how this worksAre we cool?Laser beamsWere about to awesome all your dreamsAnd youll say, What are you, some kind of computer?And well say, A cyborg pimp from the future.And Im going def for sheezyIm feeling a bit uneasy.Lets get this straight:Oh yeah, we are the championsWell be battle dancingUnicornsOh yesBattle dancing unicornsIts not too lateYou could gamble on theHeavy hittersWhile were battle dancing unicornsWith glitterTwelve-o-clock?Party rockWere hip- hoppin and we cant quite stopAggro hairGrizzly BearBet youve never met a thousand-aireThen youll say, Whatever, I think youre moronic.And well say, Not really, were only bionic.And youre still in high schoolBut have to acknowledgeThat we are professors at Robot Spy College.To be what I just cantImpale myself upon the hornsIm fighting just to be relevantIll battle dance some unicornsIm battle dancing unicorns / with glitter.