Five Iron Frenzy - That's How The Story Ends Lyrics
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and wearySuddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rappingLong ago I heard that sound, often lost, but seldom foundA haunting voice from minutes past, Micah had returned at last.And I was like, "What's up dude?"And he was like, "Uhhh, I found your comb."And then I was like, "Shut-Up!"And then he was like, "Yeah, and stuff."And then I was like, "Rock on!"And that's how the story endsNow you hear the score my friendsWe're finding answers, we're setting trendsI guess that's how the story endsHow distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak DecemberAnd each dying ember, wrought its ghost upon the floorI heard a voice that chilled my spine, I saw what I could not defineA sight I never could contrive, there stood Brad at last, alive"Where have you been these endless years?"I asked him, sobbing through my tears."I did not die by plague or prisonWhat really died is cynicism."And then I said, "Awesome."And he was like, "Yeah, I guessAnd by the way, those pants, they belong to my dadAnd they're not really pants, they're leiderhosen." Hooray!And Combat Chuck has passed awayHis dying wish was "Never play that song again"And Kitty-Doggy's put to sleep, the dinosaurs lay in a heapAs they slowly go extinct, like me
