Five Iron Frenzy - Wizard Needs Food, Badly Lyrics
Wizard needs food, badlyI know that you're probably mad at meI've come to expect thatYou know that you'll never have all of meYou've come to resent thatYou say "tomato", I say "video games"You're acting so solemnYou'll take the precious remote control from meDo I sound like Gollum?Not that I'm escapingYou charm me like the flame does mothsIt's just that you'd prefer me docileLike a narcoleptic slothThe wizard needs food badlyThe Voltron can't be incompleteThe things I love, you hate so madlyI must not go down in defeatIn the hunter-gatherer societiesI'd bring home the baconPublic thought says men should try and be tameStirred but not shakenI say "baseball" then you start to cryI'm sorry I grieve youI think a motorcycle's a good way to dieThis must bereave youI know that you try so hardAnd I'm not saying it's a sinIt's just that they don't feel my painIn Vogue or CosmopolitanAnd I'm sure you have your reasonsBut listen to me please...I want the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu action gripI want Nintendo with the extra-graphics-microchipTackle football with rocks, and sticks, and knives, and painI want a truck with the four wheel drive trainYou'd rather see me get good at bookkeeppingI could clean house in the time that I'm not sleepingI live to serve you, and I don't want to be rudeBut you should see that the wizard needs foodWizard is about to die
