Ghoti Hook - My Bike Lyrics
There's just one thing that I love more than anythingI hold it so near to my heart.It has just one gear and a pair of blue training wheels,A headlight to see in the dark.I like my bike. It's not like other bikes. I like my bike.It's not like other bikes.It has pinwheels and a purple banana seat,Loud cards in the spokes as they bend.It has a big horn that I honk when you're in my way,So I don't run over my friends.I like my bike. It's not like other bikes.I like my bike. It's not like other bikesI ride my bike to the girl that I like, And she looks at me and my bike.A tear fills her eye as she's filled with great pride,When I ask her to take a ride.Me and my girl, we ride all over town on it.My guide is the street and the sun.We stop for a shake--I pretend well share all of it,When I hit the eject button.I like my bike. It's not like other bikes.I like my bike.It's not like other bikes
