Gym Class Heroes - Everyday's Forecast Lyrics
You think you know, but you have no ideaThis is the diary of a breathing onomanopiaNow here's another broken link for anyone who thinks my life's togetherI rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weatherGod's placed a permanent dark cloud above my headBut he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrellaWell thank ya fella,how considerateI'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degeneratesToday's forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rainSo I wear my sarcasm badge proudly andFlash a devilish grinThat'll make the most masculine Men skeptical of his existenceAnd when the rain begins, I take a seat to retire and admire the spectaclefrom a distanceFor instance, there was this cat the other day shootin me ice grillsBut when I looked, he looked the other wayNow any other dayWouldn't let this type of shit bother meToday it was enough to make my lucky charms soggySo finally I stepped to himKindly disrespected himLooked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected himHe broke down in tears talkin bout how Jesus neglected himMake this rain go awayThings would be much betterI swear, I swearIf the sun would come out todayLife would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen egoThen pop pop went my God ComplexI never thought 19 yrs after my first breath I'd be in art school surroundedby corny *****s debating who's more depressedI'm 21 now, and still can't deal with what's realBut I'll be damned if I give up and settles for pillsDaddy taught me betterMommy taught me how to crack 40's and jack 6 packs in oversized sweatersAnd one time my mother changesSo I'm in the rain waitingFor the flood gates to openImpersonating my favorite VH1 Behind the Music tragedyCatastrophe never tasted so acidic beforeI'm PH balancedFor the floor? But strong enough to stay a floatAnd doggy paddle long enough to catch thatlife preserver ropeAnd then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin like,damn my man, for the love of Pete what happenedAnd finally I step to youKindly disrespect youLooked you dead in the eyes and analyzed how it affected youWatch you break down in tears talkin bout how Jesus neglected youMisdirected the definition of pitifulMake this rain go awayThings would be much betterI swear, I swearIf the sun would come out todayLife would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,Yo, you ever watch a whole day wash away like yourvery last match that got wet the second you struck itWell go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,A cigarette that never mattered's all you stuck withYou ever watch a whole day wash away like yourvery last match that got wet the second you struck itWell go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,A cigarette that never mattered's all you stuck withMake this rain go awayThings would be much betterI swear, I swearIf the sun would come out todayLife would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,You think you know, but you have no ideaThis is the diary of a breathing anomanopia
