Gym Class Heroes - Scandalous Scholastics Lyrics
(did You Hear About Travis?)(no, What?)(i Heard Hes Been Hooking Up With A Teacher!)(nice!)And I Can Hear em Talking In The HallwaysIm Always Late For Lunch,Learning Dirty Little Lessons From YouNow My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My SchoolNow Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)(ah) I Was Just A Snotty Nosed DegenerateWith Hit Pass PerfectionDodgin Teachers Down To Give My Late Ass DetentionHardly A Heartthrob But I Made DueUsing Those Same circle Yes Or NoNotes I Used In Grade SchoolFolded Love Letters With A Tab That Read pull HereWritin Back And Forth In Notebooks For A Full YearI Used To Daydream About Ms. MagnusThe Type Of Fantasies You Feel Guilty For HavingBut Who Hasnt?The Only Difference Beside The AgeWas The Fact I Acted On ItAnd Who Wouldnt?A Schoolboy Crush Met Mature Woman LustAnd They Hit It Off So WellAnd I Could Tell The Day She Asked MeTo Stay After Class That It Was All BadBut I Just Bit My Lip And Acted All MadThe Bell Rang, Class DismissedShe Door Shut And Her Skirt Went Up (thats A Fact!)And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)Im Always Late For Lunch,Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy) Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My SchoolNow Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)We Gave A Brand New MeaningTo after-school SpecialThe Second That Our Lips TouchedShe Kissed My RibsAnd Counted Each One Out LoudI Tried My Hardest Not To GiggleBut I Couldnt Cuz It Tickled So MuchShe Pulled My Pants To Half-mastI Said hurry Miss SinYou Gonna Make Me Late For Math ClassThe Way She Praised My Balls Was ViciousNow Thats What I Like To Call SacrilegiousOne Time Became Twenty TimesBefore We Knew ItWe Stopped Caring About Where We Would Do ItFrom The Classroom To The BathroomAnd When All The Students Was GoneWed Even Do It In The Staff RoomFrom Fs To As In Less Than 3 DaysNow The Underachievers The One With The Best GradesMade The Third Floor Shake Without Breakin A SweatGoddamn It Felt Good To Be The Teachers PetAnd I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)Im Always Late For Lunch,Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy) Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My SchoolNow Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)(ah) Goodness Gracious, AccusationsStarted Flyin' Through The BuildingCruel As School ChildrenThis Isnt How It Was Supposed To BeReminiscing Dont Stand So Close To MeAnd If Its Mostly My Fault For Letting This Shit HappenBut I Couldnt Resist A Little Adolescent BraggingI Mean, After All I Was Only 15And She Was Showing Me ThingsMy Virgin Eyes Had Never SeenNever Forget The Little Meeting She CalledBut When She Saw My ReactionIt Made Her AppalledSo Basically What Youre Sayin' IsIf I Dont Keep Tappin That AssThen You Aint Gonna Let Me PassPsshh, Some Punishment LadyAnd As I Turned Towards The DoorI Looked BackShe Had Her Clothes On The FloorNeedless To Say I Passed With Flying ColorsBut My Teacher Was My Best Friends Mother (damn)And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)Im Always Late For Lunch,Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy) Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My SchoolNow Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)Im Always Late For Lunch,Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy) Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My SchoolNow Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)Im Always Late For Lunch,Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy) Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My SchoolNow Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)Ahhh!
