Gym Class Heroes - Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1 Lyrics
(roll Sloppy Love Jingle Sequence 1. Action!)Bartender!"yeah I Hear Your Wise Ass, Give Me A Minute."I'm Trying To Get This Round Over Here."what Do You Think I'm Just Working For You Here?"Actually, Will You, Will You Send A Drink, To The Lady At The End Of The Bar? Yeah That One Right There."here You Are Man."Yeah, Yeah. It's On Me. Tell Her It's From Travie."it's From This Guy Over Here."From The Second She Shimmied InI Was Intrigued By Her EssenceAnd My First Instincts To Make Sure That My Presence Was FeltSimple And PlainI'm Probably Jumping The TrainBut All I Could See Was My Name Engraved On Her BeltHit The Pause ButtonDamn!I Don't Even Know This GirlAnd I'm Already Practicing My Sweet-nothinsBut That's A Classic Trait Of A Soft-spoken, Heart-broken, Fellow Like My Self Best Believe (*****)I Tend To Wear My Heart On My SleeveBut That Night The Jagermeister Had My Sleeves Rolled UpWait A Minute, Hold UpI Think She Caught Me Grillin' Now I'm Spillin' My Drink (don't Look Don't Look)I Knew Our Feelings Were In Sync So Now She Gave Me The WinkThe Only Problem Is, I'm Not Your Ordinary, Average RomeoA Cyrano De Bergerac (shut The ***** Up)In Fact, I Remember Back In Fifth GradeI Tried To Read The Book Of Love, But SadlyThe Introduction Didn't Grab MeSo I Left It On The Shelf And Kept MovingAssuming That This Planet RotatesI'll Just Procrastinate Until The Day I Bump Into My SoulmateWho Would've Thunk I Would Be Pissy Ass Drunk When Time Came For CollisionSo I Made The Decision To Just Keep My Composure (cool Cool)Until She Started Getting CloserAnd Then I Felt This Weird Feeling Underneath My Left Shoulder, And Then ISlipped, Tripped, Busted My Lip And Fell In LoveThe Minute That She Stepped In The DoorThe Type Of Girl I'd Have To Make A Couple Mix Tapes ForTo Me She Equaled Mc Squared And Everything Else Was MathematicsI Never Took The Time To Practice
