H.W.A. - Little Dick Lyrics
[Verse 1]You got a little dickAnd mother*****er, I don't think I can cope with itThat shit, goddamI'm not the one that you can come onI need a man with muscle that's big and strong'Cause I like to ***** it once the dick's in sightBut the dick is so little, kind of gave me a frightYou a ran a game on what you can doWell that's your shit, I'm embarrassed for youSee shit like that can get your ass smoked'Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your dickSize twelve, size nine, no under sixCome on with it, and try and tell the truthThere's a ***** that can help you, her name is Dr. RuthYou need to seek counseling, and get some good adviceAny ***** will tell you, a big dick sure feel niceI'll take it five one, or six foot sixBut you gets none coming with your teeny weeny dickBlind, crippled or crazy, I'll take them eight to eightyEvery day, a brand new pickBut you can't get nowhere, 'cause you got a Little Dick[Chorus]Little Dick, who do you think you are?Little Dick, you're not going to get very farLittle Dick, I won't ride in your carLittle Dick, just who do you think you are?[Verse 2]You even went on Geraldo and Oprah Winfrey showLying about how you done *****ed a hoeNigga please, I didn't give you anyThe dick is too short and had the nerve to be skinnyI know it's wrong to put you on the spotBut your dick is the size of a microdotAnd that's small, but that's not allYour ass is lacking one of them ballsNow I know it's just a stereotypeBecause you're a black man with a very small swipeBragging about all the ends you're getting withYou need to go out and buy a brand new dickDon't feel bad, 'cause I know you're not aloneThere's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little bonerThey got all their *****es hanging on their armsFilling their ears with too much charmBut then they get them home and throw them in the bedThe ***** want to go, 'cause there ain't no dick headSnorting base or smoking happy stickA ***** don't want a brother with an itty bitty dick[Chorus][Verse 3]***** a little dick, coming straight from my heartThe shit is so little, does it really get hard?Your dick to me is like a goddam jokeLeave it alone boy, it ain't no hopeIt's like magic, you got a little dickNot the Johnson, he's having big funLike Michael Jordan, he's got a big oneI'll play with your mind, boy, your dick is like a toyLike a Weeble that wobbles, like a nipple on a bottleLittle like that, is how you standA much bigger dick is now in demandCalling all dicks from across the worldContact the hoe, call me BabygirlInterviews begin at half past sixFirst requirement is a very big dickLong to the bone, ready to ramSlam, bam, thank you ma'amThose are words that you can't get withFace the fact: you've got a little dick[Chorus]
