Happy Campers - I Got Abducted By Aliens Lyrics
Sit around all day remote control glued to my handJust waiting for a visit from Ed McMahonOppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the doorCause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floorI'm a bumWating for my fortune to fall into my lapbut if I gotta work for it I'd rather take a napI can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendobut if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn't goI'm a bumI'm a bumsit around all dayand I get nothin' doneI'm a bumI'm a bumthat's rightI'm a bumThe ***** tube replaced the dogas man's best frienddoesn't shit on the flooralways has an ear to lendnacho supreme, a pizzaten hours of tvis all my life will ever beif i could pick lotto numberslike i pick my noseI'd escape the life of bein' an average JoeTil' then I'll just sit around all dayremote control in handjust waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon