Harry Connick, Jr. - If I Were A Bell Lyrics
Ask me how do I feelnow that we're cosy and clingingWell sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!From the moment we kissed tonightThat's the way I've just gotta behaveBoy, if I were a lamp I'd lightAnd If I were a banner I'd wave!Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringingWell sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging!And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs!Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning.Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning!Yes, I knew my moral would crackFrom the wonderful way that you looked!Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack!Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!Ask me how do I feel,now that we're fondly caressingWell, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressingOh, If I were a seasonI shortly be springYes, or if I were a bell I'd goding dong, ding dong ding!