Holly Cole - If I Were A Bell Lyrics
Ask me - How do I feel?Ask me now that we are cosy and clinging?Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing.From the moment we kissed tonight,Thats that way I've just got to behave.Boy, if I was a lamp I'd light,Or if I was a banner I'd wave.Ask me how do I feel?Little me with my quiet upbringing.Well sir, all I can say is if I was a gate I'd be swinging.Or if I was a watch I'd start popping my spring.Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.Ask me - How do I feel?From this chemistry lesson I'm learning.Well sir, all I can say is if I was a bridge I'd be burning.Yes I knew my morale would crack.From the wonderful way that you looked.Boy, if I was a duck i'd quack.Or if I was a goose I'd be cooked.Ask me how do I feel?Ask me now that we're fondly caressing.Pal, if I was a salad I'd surely be splashing my dressing.Or if I were a top I'd start popping my springOr if I were a bellI'd go ding dong ding dong - DING!
