Hoodie Allen - Cake Boy Lyrics
[Verse 1]This is for my instagram modelsEatin’ up the cake, watch it go right to your bottomYou should get a new job, holla at McDonaldsListen when I speak, baby you could write a novelThe way I spit flows put you in a pickle, cause I did it with no labelGot a crystal ball ? cause I already got them quesosIt’s simple, treat ‘em like Kinkos cause they only tryin’ to copy meLast I checked you ain’t some handsome devil with a college degreeBut you think you can have your cake and eat it tooWell tell me why these pretty women never leave with youI even ask your mom and pops and they like, “We approve”That’s why your girlfriend screamin’ out my name, I call that BeetlejuiceCause I’m the one she choosin’ as her preferenceMinnesota women show me love like I was KevinPull up in your city, I could swear there’s no exceptionGet up in my Xbox, cause I’m well connected[Hook]I know some people that they used to hate20 women in my trailer like I’m movin’ weightYeah no wonder why we celebrateHold up, you ain’t invited homie you can bake aCake cake cake cake cake cake cakeHomie you can bake aCake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake[Verse 2]Yeah, they wanna talk, but I don’t wanna conversateWatch these women serve the ***** like it’s on a plateGordon Ramsay though, watch me grab a fancy hoJust because we eatin’ that don’t mean that we be on a datePlus I’m more Seth Cohen than you’ve ever beenThat’s why I take all these women down like medicineYou be poppin’ pills just to get some extra thrillsI say, “Hell no” to my lawyer, you can throw out all my dealsI’m like ? when I bring gamePut a bunch of cash under the tableAnd cop me a big name and a big houseAnd a show on basic cableProbably be hostin’ some comedy roastin’Just talkin’ ’bout shit cause it’s very explosiveThey wanna control this and remote control thisI pull out the guns or they give me a holster, shwoop!I’m tryin’ to coast along the coast, caught me a AstinNa, I ain’t the son of Christ, but I got passionYou offended? Woops, I ain’t even askin’I’m too busy *****in’ these older women like I’m AshtonBang![Hook]I know some people that they used to hate20 women in my trailer like I’m movin’ weightYeah no wonder why we celebrateHold up, you ain’t invited homie you can bake aCake cake cake cake cake cake cakeHomie you can bake aCake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake[Outro]I’m Hoody, I’m-I’m-I’m HoodyI’m Hoody, I’m-I’m-I’m Hoody, *****I’m Hoody, I’m-I’m-I’m HoodyI’m Hoody, I’m-I’m-I’m Hoody, *****
